May 2013
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Where’s the not-famous, slobby, somewhat lazy gay dude who is fine with being...
– *raises hand*
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April 2013
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On Basketball etc
There are few things that are as disgusting as my preteen flub popping out of a mesh basketball jersey. When said blubber was covered in tears, it’s a sight for sore eyes. I played basketball at the local JCC every Sunday from ages six to 13 and I cried every single time.
Over the course of my seven year career, I scored about eight points. I was a terrible basketball player. I just...
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I saw a rap show with some stoners on 4/20 →
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Listen: you’ve worked at a magazine, you’ve produced shows,...
– Kelly Cutrone to Lauren Conrad on her last day of work
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Does living in Hayden make you cool or do you have... →
I’m about to graduate college and these are my remaining questions I have about NYU. Consider it a reverse exit interview.
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Maura Magazine 14: Get In The Ring →
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Mike Edison’s thorough examination of The Undertaker’s legacy leads this week’s issue of Maura Magazine. I look at music videos via the Museum Of The Moving Image’s “Spectacle” exhibit; Myles Tanzer talks about how Cribs taught him about what it means to be rich. Plus, it’s time for all of us to fight about what the term “hipster” means before I single-handedly eradicate it from the earth...
March 2013
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Who do you think should be the 2013 commencement... →
My mom is currently in second place in this Facebook poll.
Anonymous asked: did anyone ever tell you that you look like chris o'dowd? because you do!
Ari: Psh no my twitter is stupid and boring
me: yeah i know, i follow it
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it’s like a bunch of workers at a dildo factory holding a popularity contest for...
– - BREAKING: Professors Vote, Declare No Confidence In President Sexton (via nyulocal)
Shoutout to Zoe though.
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